TOLD BY CRYPT KEEPER Nivek Tek (GRIMM GRIMLY)
LISTEN AND READ ALONG..IF YOU DARE!!!!
Gather round the incinerator my dark kiddies, because I have a Creepmas tale for you that is guaranteed to wake the dead.
It's called..Twas The Night Before Creepmas
Twas the night before Creepmas
and all through the tomb
not a creature was stirring
to seal your doom
The corpses were hung
by the chimney with care
in hopes that the Krampus
soon would be there
The ghouls were all nestled
all snug in their caskets
as they dreamt of severed heads
in bright colored baskets
the cobwebs and dust covered the room
and added a sparkle to impending doom
When out in the graveyard
arose such a clatter
awoken by screams and incessant chatter
I climbed from my coffin
upset and dismayed
and i thought to myself
there's hell to be paid
the moon shone brightly on fresh fallen snow
which was good because
i had just lost a toe
when what to my eyes should suddenly appear
but a big fat old man
and a couple of deer
An obese driver
with no fashion sense
had caught himself on the cemetery fence
he looked at me staring
then started to scream
he pinched himself hard
to wake from his dream
HELP! Shiny, HELP! Snowflake, HELP! sweet Alabaster, HELP! Jingle, HELP! Kringle, this is a disaster
I licked my lips, at my great fortune, oooh
and thought, how tasty, a big fat man stew
He begged and he pleaded
Oh My! oh how merry!
and I thought about stuffing him with onions and berries
he offered me presents and trinkets and jewels
but i had my mind set
on fresh human stew
so the lesson to be learned
my young tender ghouls
stay out of my graveyard and don't be a fool
cause nothing is better than a midnight snack
and if you come here, you ain't coming back!
Featured in the Dark Sanctuary Radio Creepmas Spooktacular
12 Non- Stop Hours Of Horror, Music and Darkness
Special dark version of the Christmas classic
Written, produced and performed by Kevin Sheehan and Nivek Tek
for Dark Sanctuary Productions
Twas The Night before Creepmas (c) Copyright 2015
Original music by Derek & Brandon Fiechter
Dark Christmas Music - Candycane Castle
